1.When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u. 

2-  If I cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the entire evening sky wud b in the palm of my hand. 

3-  When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God

That everyone should have a friend like you….

Why should only I suffer!!! 

4- When u feel sad….

To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,

“Damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness.

But don’t make this a habit…..

Coz liars go to hell!!!! 

5- Sweet candies are nice to eat

Sweet words are easy to say

but, sweet ppl are hard to find

OH MY GOD! how did u find me

6- u r stupid

s 4 super

t 4 talented

u 4 unique

p 4 person

I 4 in

d 4 demand 

7- Someday u may lose ur hair.

U may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.

But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.

Coz u can’t lose wot u don’t have! 

8- What is wrong with your cell every time I call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialled is a monkey plz contact zoo for details…

9- This cat is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cats, and seconds’ cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

10- Friendship is like a glass handle it with care because once broken cannot be mended and even if mended…. a crack is always there!!! 

11- VERY … Cute, Gorgeous, Genius, Good-looking, Intelligent, One in Trillions…I think it’s enough abt ME, what abut U….

12- Our friendship means a lot 2 me.

U cry I cry. U laugh I laugh.

U jump out of the window…

I look down & then… I laugh again 

13- Hi! I am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…so I am inviting you…don’t bring any gift with you…just bring someone to marry me

14- When Nights are long & Friends are few, 

I sit by my Window & think of u.

A silent whisper a silent tear.

With all my Heart I wish you were here. 

15- When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select someone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.

16- When it hurts to look back, 

and you’re scared to look ahead,

you can look beside you 

and your best friend will be there 

17- The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass & flowers 2.

If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

18- Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom

& without ugliness there can be no beauty

So the world needs YOU after all! 

19- one day Love and friendship met.

Loves asked-when I already exist why are you here?

Friendship replied “to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!

20- If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!… 

21- Smile a while and while you smile,

smile another smile and soon there will be miles

and miles of smile just because you smiled,

I wish your day is full of SMILE 

22- Today, tomorrow and yesterday there will be

one heart that would always beat for you

You know Whose???

Your Own Stupid!!! 

23- A good Friend is like a computer

he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself 

in your heart, FORMATS all your troubles

And never DELETE you from his heart. 

24- If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,

If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,

If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,

And since you are my friend…U R THE BEST!!!  

25- I’ve seen angels in the sky,

I’ve seen snow fall in July,

I’ve seen things you could only imagine to see or do,

But I still haven’t seen anything sweeter than you!

26- sharab hai to mai-khane banee

husan hai to dewane banee

ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai

tabhe to pagal khane banee  

27- Fa=40/

Rexona=35/

Safeguard=30/

Lux=40/

lifeboy=15/

Silk=30/

Imperial=20/

Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…hahahaha

Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM …KAPKAPATAY HONT….LARKHARATI

AAWAZ…THARTHARATA BADAN …mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI…..

Erz kiya hai..Hum to ashiq hain ap ke Shadi bhi ap say krain gay…Per tomray

abba ammi hum say larin gay…Hum phir gusai main aa ker qatal na ker

dalin…Kiya qatal to sari umer jail main guzarin gay haha!!!!

Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno na niklo ghar say mera dil beqrar hota hai…..per kiya

kerun us waqt Mera Abba v naal hota hai! Taj mahal kiya chez hia main to us se bada mahal banaoun ga aree mumtaaz to marke

dafan hoi thi main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaoun ga.

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all

things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you? Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that

reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don’t forget

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking

coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on 

How Dogs and Women are alike…..

Neither believe that silence is golden.

Neither can balance a checkbook.

Both put too much value on kissing

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting

further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir-

darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar!

Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan

kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,counting phir bhi na rukhay

usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai.

Masoom se ek larki thy, sms92.com per sms karti thy, ek larkay per vo marty

thy, baten piyary karti thy, per house number deynay se vo darty thy.

This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will

be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile

will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

Zindage mein aisa koi lumha na aaya..Har pal na ho too mujhe yaad aya..Dunya men aisi koi exhibition na hoge..Jis men kunjoose ka award aap ne na ho paya!!

Teri Maa Di

Tere Peo Di

Teri Behan Di

Tere Bra Di

Teri Babi Di

Tere Pure Khandan Di

Te Meri v Tu Jan Hai

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,

Chand Lamhon Men Exzm Sar Pe Ajayega,

Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,

Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!!!!

Reh Reh Kar Mujh Ko Ek Hi Khayal Ata Hay

Woh Kambukht Na Janay Kon Say Sabun Say Nahata Hay 

I have started luving ‘U’… I know it sounds rediculous but I can’t control my feelings 4 ‘U’. Some time later I’ll start luving more ALPHABETS…! 

*  Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.

It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts.

Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.

• Friends r like mirrors

they are our reflection

you r damn lucky I look good !!!!

•  Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,

to kya hua….

Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai

•  sharab samaj ka 1 dushman hai,

Aoao milke kasam khaye,

is dushman ko khatam karen gay.

ek botal tum khatam karo,

ek botal hum khatam karen gay…

•  Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,

tu raat maange main raat de du,

Tu dil maange main dil de du,

Tu Jaan maange……

Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???

•  I want to share everything with u

Your sadness, ur happy moments

Every single second of the day

Let’s start with

Your bank account.

•  1960’s Girls: Pehla pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai aja mere sajna tera intezar hai

2005’s Girl: Phela pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai aja mere sajna warna dosra tayyar hai..

•  Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..

us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai…

maano…”Shhhsss…KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai

•  Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya

KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya

SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI

•  When i call you..

1. Ringing means i m thinking u.

2. Ringing means i like u.

3. Ringing means i miss u.

4. Ringing means i need u.

5. Ringing means behray phone utha

  •  Aaj …

Aaj…… Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo…

Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo… .

Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo…

Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo…

Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo…

Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo…

Kya Pata….

Kal Thand Ho Na Ho ! !!

You = cute

You = hot

You = sweet

You = intelligent

You = amazing

You = perfect

Me = a great liar.

•  Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola

aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola

•  This messege can only b read by a CUTe person

Try again ………………

Nothing ? sorry i guess your just not CUTE……………………

Hey ! don’t force it , u r not CUTE

•  Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak.

Chicken started singing & dancing :

” HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA

MAR DALA MAR DALA “

•  A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can’t live widout my friend 

•  If ur world is spinning round & round… ur heart is beating fast…….

Do u think its LOVE ?

na munna ,its called………..??

high B.P……..!!!! 

•  2day, 2mmorow & yesterday there will b 1 heart dat would always beat 4 u…u know Whose???ur Own Stupid!!!

•  Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids 

•  Arz kiya hai…..

Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai

wah wah! wah wah!

Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai

khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?

ha ha ha ha….. 

•  tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,

tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,

Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey

•  Teri aankain jhuki jhuki

tera chehra khila khila

jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya

to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

•  Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki

har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai

sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du

kambaqt bill bohat aata hai…..(

•  Hi i am marrying next week

there will be a small party and

only few persons will be invited

Hey don’t bring any gift

just bring SOMEONE to marry me…..

•  Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi

socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…

•  If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage 

•  Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?

•  aRz KiYa hAi !!

DiL nAy TuMhaiN yAaD kyAa AuR sOgAya

DiL NaY tUmHAiN yAaD kyAa AuR SoGaYA

hAm NaY tuM kO SmS KiYa AuR bALanCe

KahTam HoGaYA !!.

WAH WAH WAH ! KIYA BAT HAI.

•  chelthay rahoo chhelthay rahooo..

jub pohacnh jao to sms ker day na

  One out of four people is a chinese in this world. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you

•  im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me “possession of good looks”.i’m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up! 

life without u is impossible.. u r n my breath n blood.. i can’t spend a sec without u.. 4 u left me i’ll die.. 0oye hell0oo i m talking abt oxygen hahahaha…….

•  If u hide, i’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i’ll search 4 u. If u’ll leave, i’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i’ll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i’ll kill you. 

  This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

•  Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,Chal MOR jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,Acha hota agar Koi 1 Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali Hoti

  •  Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?

Pupil: Moon…

Teacher : Why?

Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it.

•  maine lina se pyaar kiya lekin woh choti thi

phir maine meena se pyaar kiya lekin woh moti thi

uske baad maine tina se pyaar kiya lekin woh khoti thi…

•  Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai…..

•  Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai…. 

•  A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: “Sardar ji ki hoya?” He said”pata nahin main v hune aya haan”!!!

When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When i was unhappy you were there.

Now i have understood ki beta saare fasaad ki jad hi tu hai. 

Suna Hai k aap ki Ek Smile Per Log Martay Hai………………….

So Keep Smiling 2 reduce Population:-) 

Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari, Hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari, Ye sms milte hi 1 sms bhej dena, Kyuki hame bilkul pasand nahi Udhari

Arey o burai _ ki _ murat . . !

paap ki tasvir…!

bewafai ki ziindaa misaal..!

matlabi insaan..!

dhokebaz . . .

aisi koi bhi quality tere me nahi hai, U R a NICE friend. 

Barsaat ki raat

ek bheegi ladki

bheega badan

bheegi zulfe

bheege hont

uss se nazrein mili

dekh kar aisa laga

kal ye100% bimar Hogi..

Chalo sms sms khelte hain. Pehle tum sms karo, Phir tum karo, Phir se tum karo, ek baar phir tum karo, Bus Baki kal Khelenge!!! 

Good Morning

Have A Nice day

Have A Sweet day

For what r u pressing now…??

haan ?

Chai ka cup bhi me du kya.!???

My eyes-miss u

My feelins-luv u

My mind-calls u

My life is u.

i’ll die without u.

I love u..

aisa teri wali muje bolti hai “sambhal usko”. 

Agar do pipal ke ped ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge

Socho

Socho?

Socho

Socho?

Us rassi ko bolenge ‘NOKIA’-connecting pipal !  

Ravan had 20 eyes but sighted Only 1 women.You have 2 eyes and sight every Women.To asli Ravan kaun? tu kameene aur kaun!Ab hans mat besharam. 

Teacher: Apna character saaf rakhne ke liye har aurat ko apni MAA samajna chahiye.

Student: har aurat ko apni MAA samju to mere baap ke character ka kya hoga?

Pyar me kabhi petrol nahi hota,

Pyar ke safar me kabhi puncture nahi hota….

Pyar to woh gaadi hai dear,

Jisme kabhi do se zyada passenger nahi hota… 

Msg ka lain dain yuhi chalta rahega,

pyar ka silsila barta rahega,

aap delete karte reh jaoge,

per apka dil or cell hamare pyar bhare sms se barta rahega. 

Dil ka dard ko Dil Tornay Wale Kiya Jane

Pyar K Riwajon Ko Yeh Zamana kiya Jane

Hoti hai Kitni Taklif Qabar Main

Wo Upar se Phool Rakhne Wala Kiya Jane 

Ae khuda barsaat ho jaye

ek katora pani bhar jaye aur jo mujhe sms nahin karte unka mobile usme gir jaye

aik tableeghi jamaat k ameer ne safar per rwana honey se pehle apne sathion ko hadayat ki k jab b wo koi aurat dekhein to “astaghfirullah” perhein. safar shuru hua per koi aurat nazar nahi ayee achanak aik sathi ne kaha “astaghfirullah” baqi sathi bole kidher hai?? kidher hai???

utaro jaldi haan jaldi utaro dopatta utaro kameez utaro jaldi shameez bhi utaro shalwar to zaroor utaro thanx GOD barish aaney se pehley rassi se sarey kaprey utar liye. 

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daikhta kaya hia?????

ye chawania hain Chun le jaldi se, sms karay k kaam aayen gi .

Aap Ki Eik Muskarat Ne Hamare Kosh Ura Deye Aap Ki Eik Muskarat Ne Hamare Kosh Ura Deye Hum Hosh Mein Aane Ki Wale The Ke Aap Phir Mushkara Dey:) 

zamana bohat hi kharab ho gaya hai………..har sawal ka ulta jawab ho gya hai……………..na sms na call na hi koi misscall…………….har banda hi mobile le kr nawab ho gaya hai….

baadal b ho ghata b ho,BARISH na ho to kya faida….friend b ho beautiful b ho DEEDAR na ho to kya faida…mobile B ho balance b ho,sms n a ho to kya faida…..SMs bi ho, fantastic bi ho ,REPLY na ho to kya faodz 

It is said that inzamam don`t understand english. Once commentator asked, “Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?”. Inzi said, “Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we can have another chance 

khidki se dekha Tu Raste Pe Koi Nahi Tha, khidki se dekha Tu Raste Pe Koi Nahi Tha, Raste Pe Ja Kar Dekha Tu Khidhki Pe Koi Nahi Tha.

tum ne kabhi kabab khaya hai???aray haan kabab to bhans k gosht se banty hai na???or gosht to bakri ka bhi acha hota hia, par machli ka to bohat hi mazay ka hota hai, lakin us main kantay hotay han , kantay to buray hain na , bura to zamana b hota hia na saman to badal jata hai, badal to log b jatay hai, kuch log achay hota hai , jaisay Main” acha har koi nahi hota , jaisay TUM itna to pta hia na ??? aray yaar kin baaton main uljh gay ho???? main ne poocha k kabi kabab khaya hai tum ne?????? 

when i send sms 2 u…… it doesn’t mean that u have 2 do the same…. u can also send, fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by coutier,TCS and checks r also accepted 

last night sheetan called me and ask that h ewant to disturb good people.i gave him ur #, but he said I cannot disturb my boss…. 

u r CORROLA of my life, ALTO of my dreams, CITY of my eyes, BALENO of my thought CIVIC of my job, MERCEDIES of my love in simple u r traffic jam of my heart 

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forgets the fruit.